Christmas Gift List

In her Sunday Roundup today, Arianna Huffington requested help with her Christmas gift list. Here are my suggestions:

For Bush, Cheney, and Rumsfeld, prosecution for war crimes.

For Senator Bob Corker, a pay cut so that his salary and benefits exactly match those of the employees of the automakers based in Tennessee.

For Ron Gettelfinger, president of the UAW, a pay raise so that his salary and benefits exactly match those of Senator Corker before his pay was cut.

For Rush Limbaugh, a padded cell.

For Sarah Palin, lifetime memberships in PETA and the Sierra Club.

For Barack Obama, a progressive mandate. Oh wait, we gave him that already. Maybe he needs another one?